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Yo, Joanna.

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Hi, Kirk.
Where's Dick?

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He's down in 
the basement with George.

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They're looking
at the furnace.
Mmm-hmm.

5
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Let me guess 
where you're going.

6
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Give up?

7
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I'm taking Leslie to
the Dartmouth-Harvard 
football game.

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It's the biggest
game of the season. 
Everyone goes.

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They have picnics
in the parking lots,

10
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bands play,
people make floats.
It's great.

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It's probably
the major social event 
of the entire year.

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That sounds wonderful. 
It is.

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Leslie and I are really
looking forward to it.

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Hey, Leslie, 
wanna go to the game?

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No, thanks.
I have to study.

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Wanna buy a blanket?

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Well,
I think the best thing to do 
is just buy a new furnace.

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I mean, we need
a bigger one anyway, 
don't we?

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A bigger one won't 
fit in that corner.

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Well, then put it in
the southeast corner.

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That's where the stairs are.

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Well, then put it in
the southwest corner.

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Then you'll put it 
on top of Mrs. Newton.

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Who?
Mrs. Newton.

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The lady who's buried
in the basement.

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There's a lady buried 
in our basement?

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You didn't know that?
No.

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Oh, well, sit down, 
this may come 
as quite a shock.

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(STAMMERING) Uh, Joanna,
did you hear this?

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JOANNA: What?

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What would you say if 
I told you there was a body 
buried in our basement?

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I'd say ick.

33
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What would you say
if you weren't
a college graduate?

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What are you talking about?

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He's talking
about Sarah Newton.

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The lady who's buried 
in your basement.

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Are you serious?

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Do you wanna see?

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I'd like to see it. 
Yeah.

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Come on.

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JOANNA: Ick.

42
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Close the door.

43
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George, how come 
you never told us
about this before?

44
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Everyone in town 
knows the Stratford Inn has
a body in the basement.

45
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How long has she 
been down there?

46
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Must be close to 300 years.
Everyone in town knows that.

47
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Why is she down there?

48
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That, no one knows.

49
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I can't understand why
nobody told us about this 
when we bought the place.

50
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Well, maybe they did,
and you just forgot.

51
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I don't think so.

52
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Dick. Dick, I'm not sure 
that I can live up here
with her down there.

53
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Honey, I think 
maybe you're just, 
you know, overreacting.

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I think in time
you'll get used to her 
being down there.

55
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I mean,
I'm down there all the time
and sometimes

56
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I don't even know
I'm walking on her.

57
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Isn't there somebody
we can call about this?

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Who?

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Well, I don't know, 
but I don't like
the idea of a body

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being under our bedroom.

61
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Actually, it's not 
under your bedroom.

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It's buried in 
the southwest corner,
which would put it under...

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My study.

64
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All right, let's not lose 
our heads about this.

65
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There is one 
person I can call.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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(SIGHING)

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Mom?

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Dick? I picked up
a couple of brochures
on some furnaces.

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I thought you might wanna
take a look at them.

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What's the difference?

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Well, this one's in color.

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No, I meant in the furnaces.

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Oh. Well, this one here
is made in Europe, 
all foreign parts.

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If it ever breaks down,
it could take weeks, 
maybe months to fix.

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And what about this one?

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That one's perfect.

78
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Then why don't we get this?

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It's $10 more.

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Let's get it anyway.

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First class. I like that.

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Joanna, great news.
Dick and I solved
the problem in the basement.

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Oh, thank goodness.

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We decided to put 
in a new furnace.

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Top of the line.

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What about Mrs. Newton?

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Oh, shoot.

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Just when everything 
looked like it 
was going great.

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Hi, honey. 
Did you find out anything
about Mrs. Newton?

90
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Yeah, I talked
to the chief
medical examiner.

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And?

92
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Well, apparently 
there's a rule in the county

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that you can't take anything 
out of the county that was

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in the county before
the county was a county.

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How did you do?

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Well, I started off
at the town hall.

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Everybody there knew 
about Mrs. Newton,

98
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but nobody knew what to do 
about moving her.

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They suggested that I try
to find out if she still had 
any relatives in the area.

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So, I went to
the Hall of Records,

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and they sent me to
the Historical Society,

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who recommended that 
I try the genealogy section
of the library.

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You did all that 
in one morning?

104
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Yeah,
I'm surprised all you did
was make a phone call.

105
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Well, I didn't just 
make a phone call.

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Oh. What else did you do?

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I ate an orange.

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Well, while you were eating,

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I found out that her husband 
Jacob Newton

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was one of the original
settlers and founding fathers
of the town.

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I also found out that 
the Newton house was on
the same site as our house,

112
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which means that our basement
was their basement.

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Yeah, but that still
doesn't explain why Sarah 
is buried down there.

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Yeah, I know.
That's the curious thing.

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The records don't
even mention her,

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except to say that her husband 
is buried in the churchyard,

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but it doesn't explain 
why she isn't buried 
with him.

118
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Well, husbands and wives 
aren't always
buried together.

119
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I have an aunt who's buried
in Pennsylvania

120
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and my uncle is buried
on the beach in Normandy.

121
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He was killed in the war?

122
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No, my aunt found him there 
with another woman.

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How long have you 
been saving that one?

124
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Uh, 16 years.

125
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Now, honey, listen. 
I was wondering if
there was some way

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that we could get 
Mr. and Mrs. Newton 
next to each other.

127
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You're not suggesting
that we put Mr. Newton 
in our basement.

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Come on, Dick. I'm suggesting 
that we go over to the church

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where Mr. Newton is buried

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and talk to the minister
about getting Mrs. Newton
moved there.

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Good idea.

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I'd like to get out 
of the house anyway

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and walk off that orange.

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Come in, come in. 
Please, sit down.

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Sit down.

136
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It's always a pleasure 
to welcome new people
to our little church.

137
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Well, we aren't here
to join your church.

138
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Oh.

139
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But we'd be more than happy
to make a donation,
wouldn't we, Dick?

140
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Hmm?

141
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Oh, uh, sure.

142
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Well, unfortunately, 
I only have a 20.

143
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But I'm sure it'll
be put to good use.

144
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Yes, thank you.

145
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Now, how may I help you?

146
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Well, uh, the reason 
we're here, and I know this is 
going to sound incredible,

147
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we found out that a woman
is buried in our basement.

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You must be from
the Stratford Inn.

149
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Right, the incredible
Stratford Inn.

150
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You're referring
to Sarah Newton.

151
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Yes, but what you may
not know, Reverend,

152
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is that her husband
Jacob Newton is buried 
in your churchyard.

153
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Really?

154
00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,374
DICK: Yes, Reverend, 
we were wondering
if there was any way

155
00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:06,811
of getting Sarah Newton
moved over here.

156
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I don't understand 
why she wasn't buried here 
to begin with.

157
00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,115
You know,
that is curious.

158
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Maybe there's 
something about it
in the old church record.

159
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Do you know approximately 
when she died?

160
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We know exactly 
when she died.
The 1600s.

161
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(STUTTERING)
The late 1600s.

162
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(CLEARS THROAT)

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All right. Let's see. 
Late 1600s.

164
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Here we are. 
"Nesbit, Nettles, Newton."

165
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"Jacob Newton, born, 1656."

166
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What does it say?

167
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Oh, the usual thing 
about being pious 
and God-fearing.

168
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Uh...

169
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Yes, "Sarah Newton.
Born, 1660, died, 1692."

170
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Uh-oh.

171
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,300
What's the matter?

172
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She was refused 
church burial.

173
00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:06,104
Refused. 
Does it give a reason?

174
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,839
Yes, a very good one.

175
00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,408
She was a witch.

176
00:10:11,077 --> 00:10:12,177
Ick.

177
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,017
I don't believe this.

178
00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,719
She was refused 
a proper burial

179
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,122
because someone accused her 
of being a witch?

180
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,291
Oh, that is the most 
ridiculous thing 
I've ever heard.

181
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:30,328
Well, maybe now, 
but in the 1600s 
it was a real sticking point.

182
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,697
Well, what did they do, 
burn her at the stake?

183
00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:34,265
(CHUCKLES)
Come now, Mrs. Loudon.

184
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:37,168
They never burned witches
at the stake in this country.

185
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,436
This is America.

186
00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:42,407
What did they do?
They hung her.

187
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:46,644
Of course, afterwards, 
the mob did wander over
and burn down her house.

188
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:50,515
Well,
I suppose after a hanging, 
it's kind of hard to just

189
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go home and kick off
your shoes.

190
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,620
Well, at least now,

191
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,888
now we know 
why she's buried
where she is.

192
00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,557
That poor thing. 
What could she have done

193
00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,459
to make people think 
she was a witch?

194
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,960
Oh, let me see
if it's here.

195
00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,929
She was seen
burying a cat 
at midnight,

196
00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,598
she made a lady's
hair fall out,

197
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:11,135
and she was accused
of turning someone's son 
into a badger.

198
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,371
And that's it?

199
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:17,008
Well, honey, 
if she really turned 
a kid into a badger...

200
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,545
This whole thing
is preposterous.

201
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,079
Oh, Reverend,
surely you can see

202
00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,581
how unfair all
these charges were.

203
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,550
Well, of course. 
But unfortunately

204
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,953
she's still listed by
the church as a witch.

205
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:33,925
Isn't there
anything you can do to get 
Mrs. Newton's name taken off

206
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,460
the witch list?

207
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,563
Well, one way is to go 
to the church's
executive council

208
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,933
and have the name stricken 
from the record.

209
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,535
Then you will have to file 
a brief showing cause

210
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:47,972
why the church was erroneous 
in its original views.

211
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,910
And have the church hierarchy 
render a unanimous decision

212
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:55,679
to reverse the former decision 
against her.

213
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:59,317
Or another way would be 
to just cross her 
off the list.

214
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:03,954
You can do that?

215
00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:05,223
You got a pencil?

216
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,329
You mean that's it?

217
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,597
That's it.

218
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,666
And now you'll let
Mrs. Newton 
into your cemetery?

219
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,900
We'll be happy to.

220
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,802
Oh, this is very kind
of you, Reverend.

221
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,905
Thank you so much. 
You're very welcome.

222
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:25,076
Reverend, it's a credit to you 
that you took a stand in 
clearing Mrs. Newton's name.

223
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:28,979
Please. 
These aren't the Dark Ages. 
This is the 20th century.

224
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,150
We consider
ourselves enlightened. 
Good day.

225
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,120
Oh, by the way,

226
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,255
you aren't gonna do this
after dark, are you?

227
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,826
No, why?

228
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,127
It's bad luck to move
a witch at night.

229
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,438
Yeah, Mr. Garber,

230
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,441
we appreciate you calling 
to confirm your reservation.

231
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,577
I have it right here
in front of me.

232
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,914
(STUTTERS) We're looking
forward to seeing you 
this afternoon.

233
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:06,751
Oh, there is one thing
I should mention.

234
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:09,954
Yeah. Well,
there's a possibility

235
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,657
we may be having
some work done
in our basement,

236
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:17,628
but it really shouldn't
inconvenience you in any way.

237
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,666
It's really nothing.

238
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,436
Well...

239
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,173
See, there's this body
in our basement,

240
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,310
and we're
having her excavated.

241
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,983
Well, there's
the Hanover Inn.

242
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,254
The inn at White Falls.

243
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:48,358
I understand completely. 
Thank you for thinking of us.

244
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,730
Well, I ordered your furnace.

245
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:53,831
Oh, good, George.

246
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,602
The installation 
will cost $80.

247
00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:00,304
I thought you'd
take care of that.

248
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,039
I don't have $80.

249
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,881
I thought you'd install it.

250
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:14,385
Oh, well,
I guess I could do that.

251
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,153
Do you know anything 
about furnaces?

252
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,422
Well, I know they 
go in the basement,

253
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,626
they give off heat

254
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:25,196
and, if you want one 
installed right, 
it costs $80.

255
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:31,836
Why don't we spend the $80
and have it done right?

256
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,605
I think we'll 
all sleep better.

257
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,941
Hi, guys.
Great news, Joanna.

258
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:41,178
Dick and I solved
the problem in the basement
and it's only gonna cost $80.

259
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,014
To move Mrs. Newton?

260
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:49,853
You know, I don't think
I'm going to tell you
good news anymore.

261
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,494
I thought he meant the people
from the mortuary were here.

262
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,829
No. They should be 
here any minute.

263
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,698
Oh, I am gonna be so relieved
when this is all over.

264
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,969
You know, the more I learn 
about Sarah, the more
attached I feel to her.

265
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,604
You've really been
reading up on this.

266
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:09,206
Well, I can't sleep at night.
I have to do something.

267
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,509
Did I tell you that
she had seven children?

268
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:15,313
Two of them almost died
of consumption and she 
nursed them back to health.

269
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:18,416
On top of that,
she taught them all
to read and write.

270
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:21,919
She made all their clothes.
She grew all their food.

271
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,589
Then they accuse 
her of practicing
witchcraft?

272
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:26,023
It's ridiculous.

273
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,761
I agree.
When would she have 
found the time?

274
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:33,898
Hey, Leslie, 
thanks a lot for doing that.

275
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,166
For showing you 
Mrs. Newton?

276
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:38,035
No, for going down alone 
in the basement with me.

277
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,005
Great grave, Dick.

278
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:43,741
Thanks, Kirk. 
That means a lot, 
coming from you.

279
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,844
So, who did you find 
to re-plant her?

280
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:50,715
Kirk, please, we're trying 
to handle this with as much
dignity as possible.

281
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,617
I think the kid from
the mortuary's here.

282
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,051
The kid?

283
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,453
Come on, Leslie,
I don't think 
the Gardendale Mortuary

284
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,489
is gonna send over a kid.

285
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,363
My mistake.

286
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,867
I'm from the mortuary.

287
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,502
Hi.

288
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:15,339
Oh, right.

289
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:19,677
Uh, I don't know why,
somehow, I thought 
you'd be a little older.

290
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:24,815
They have a really bright 
junior achievement program, 
here, Dick.

291
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:28,652
My dad says I have to 
work for him after school 
if I want wheels.

292
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,221
What a bummer.

293
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,760
Wait till I get my van. 
I'm going to Europe.

294
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,629
Should be some drive.

295
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,103
So, where's the loved one?

296
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:49,440
She's in the basement.

297
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,475
What do you got, like, 
a rec room down there?

298
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,045
No, it's just a basement.

299
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,646
She's buried down there.

300
00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:58,482
She's been buried down there 
for 300 years.

301
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,084
I thought everyone
knew that.

302
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:03,087
(CHUCKLES) Hey,
I don't know what happened 
last Tuesday.

303
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:10,094
It doesn't matter.
The point is we 
want her moved.

304
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,129
And what do you
want me to do?

305
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,697
The digging.

306
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,635
What are you, like,
the Addams Family?

307
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:26,643
No, we're just average people
trying to get a body moved 
out of our basement.

308
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,046
Not by me.

309
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,114
Hey, wait a minute.

310
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,182
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

311
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,716
We got a deal.

312
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,118
MAN: Deal this.

313
00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:37,688
I saw that.

314
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:41,458
Wait till I tell your father.
You can kiss your van goodbye.

315
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,697
Can you believe that?
What a rotten kid.

316
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:50,001
You know, somebody like that 
shouldn't be working 
for a mortuary.

317
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,736
Somebody like that 
should be a badger.

318
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,909
Only now what do we do?

319
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,443
Listen, if you're
really up against it,

320
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,512
I know some guys who will do 
anything for a buck.

321
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,949
In fact, I think I have 
their card right here.

322
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:07,418
"We'll do anything 
for a buck."

323
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,587
They're not kidding, either.

324
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:12,824
I had them cut down
dead trees, haul away trash, 
recommend restaurants.

325
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,727
Sounds too good to be true.

326
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,862
Do you really think
we should call them?

327
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,432
I think we're out 
of alternatives.

328
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:29,674
Hello. 
Is this Anything for a Buck?

329
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:33,210
Yeah, my name is Dick Loudon.
I'm the owner of 
the Stratford Inn.

330
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,280
Yeah, there's something 
we have to have moved.

331
00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:39,850
Not until next week.

332
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:44,655
There's no way you 
could do it sooner?

333
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,257
Well,
it's a 300-year-old corpse

334
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,760
that's buried
in our basement.

335
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,298
(STUTTERING) 
Five minutes would be fine.

336
00:18:57,169 --> 00:19:00,070
No, actually,
we thought we'd pay you.

337
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,645
We can't wait, either.

338
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,529
Anything for a Buck.

339
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,097
(GASPING)

340
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,300
Oh, yes.

341
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,903
Dick, the gentlemen 
are here.

342
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,907
Hurry, okay?

343
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,613
Oh, boy.

344
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,116
Hi.
Hi.

345
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,352
I'm Larry,
this is my brother Darryl

346
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,587
and that's my 
other brother Darryl.

347
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,995
So, how are you doing?

348
00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:02,266
Okay, except I throwed 
my back out last week
crawling under a house.

349
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:04,468
Sounds like a tough job.

350
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,538
Wasn't a job. I just like
crawling under houses.

351
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:13,444
Where's the little lady?

352
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:16,447
Mrs. Newton is 
down those stairs.

353
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:20,351
Thank you.
If you don't mind 
my asking,

354
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:23,019
how do you go about
this sort of thing?

355
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:29,893
Well, we usually just wait
until we get down there 
to see what's the most fun.

356
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:39,102
You seem real eager
to get started.

357
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:42,205
Honey, do you have
any questions for the guys?

358
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:46,977
Do you have any questions?

359
00:20:47,045 --> 00:20:48,579
Dig her up, right?

360
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,447
Right.
No questions.

361
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,362
We're doing
the right thing, 
aren't we?

362
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:08,164
Honey, we talked this over.
You wanted her 
next to her husband.

363
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,634
You're right. 
You're right.

364
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:14,404
(SIGHS) So, if it's right, 
why do I feel so awful?

365
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,474
Honey, a lot of times, 
when you do the right thing,

366
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,609
it makes your flesh crawl.

367
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:21,778
No, no. It's not that.

368
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:24,315
It's just that 
things have changed
since we started this.

369
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,983
I mean, now we're talking 
about a real person,

370
00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:30,087
a woman that
I have come to know 
and care about.

371
00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:31,922
I mean, Sarah was 
a wife and a mother

372
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:34,258
and she suffered
a lot of indignity,

373
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,693
what with being 
hung and all,

374
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,496
and I think maybe 
we should reconsider.

375
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:42,332
You mean leave her 
down there?

376
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:46,002
But I thought
you said her place was 
next to her husband?

377
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:48,305
Well, her husband was a jerk.

378
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:49,873
What are you talking about?

379
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:52,776
Okay, where was he when Sarah 
was being tried as a witch?

380
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:54,478
Did he speak up for her?

381
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,947
Well, maybe he couldn't
speak up for her.
Why not?

382
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,616
Who knows what
she'd turn him into?

383
00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:03,687
No, it's not funny, Dick.

384
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:07,291
I thought you said
you couldn't sleep at night 
knowing she was down there.

385
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:11,428
Well, now I'm not sure 
I could sleep nights 
knowing we moved her.

386
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,198
I guess I'm starting 
to feel protective.

387
00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:17,034
Nobody else ever
looked out for her.

388
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:19,370
You're serious about this?

389
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,071
Yes, I am.

390
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,140
You understand,
don't you, honey?

391
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,409
Well, of course. I just...

392
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:29,413
I don't know 
how to break the news
to Larry, Darryl and Darryl.

393
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,616
Um...

394
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,585
Guys?

395
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,853
You wanna come 
up here a second?

396
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,066
Yep?

397
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:52,569
So, how far have you gone?

398
00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:55,239
We're still flipping 
for the first digs.

399
00:22:56,875 --> 00:23:01,545
(STUTTERING) I don't know 
quite how to tell you this, 
but my wife and I,

400
00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:05,349
we've changed our minds 
about moving Mrs. Newton.

401
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,655
This comes as
quite a shock.

402
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:16,193
But, you know,
of course we'll be glad 
to pay you for your time.

403
00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:23,167
And if there's 
anything like this ever, 
you know, comes up again,

404
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,236
you'll certainly be
the first ones we'll call.

405
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:33,009
(CLEARS THROAT)
I wish there was some way
of making this up to you.

406
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,645
Dick, there was that 
dead possum out by the well.

407
00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:38,482
We'll take it.
Darryl. Darryl!

408
00:23:56,869 --> 00:24:00,270
Dick, the men are here 
to put in the new furnace.